Video Chat Whiz Mugs

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Nerd tryouts.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'How fast can you hype?'

"What's that you're reading?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."