Video Chat Whiz Prints

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"What's that you're reading?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Communicator

Working from home to-do list.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'