Chatting Gifts

"This is the wine talking."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'Just here to chat' lane in a swimming pool.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

"Should we go online, and say 'hi' to our friends."

'But if we were both happy, what would we have to talk about?'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Sport on top, a little politics at the sides and news.. "

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"Your faucet is running."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'I have a good memory for most things - it's only facts that throw me.'

"Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us..."

'You see Cathy you think you love him, but this just proves that you've been lying to yourself all along.'

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

"She's out at the moment. But, if you'd like to leave any malicious gossip, I'll make sure she gets it."

Yeah, I used to get on message boards...

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

I've got an attention span of a what are we having for dinner?

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Email is such a security risk! That's why I prefer good old fashioned one-to-one gossip."

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.