Chatting Gifts

"This is the wine talking."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'Just here to chat' lane in a swimming pool.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

Two lines at a bank with signs saying "Chatting with Teller" and "No Chatting

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

'But if we were both happy, what would we have to talk about?'

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"Your faucet is running."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Sport on top, a little politics at the sides and news.. "

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us..."

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I have a good memory for most things - it's only facts that throw me.'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Email is such a security risk! That's why I prefer good old fashioned one-to-one gossip."

Gossiping neighbours.

"She's out at the moment. But, if you'd like to leave any malicious gossip, I'll make sure she gets it."

"Sorry, but I can only stay and talk for 5 hours."

'You see Cathy you think you love him, but this just proves that you've been lying to yourself all along.'

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Yeah, I used to get on message boards...

I've got an attention span of a what are we having for dinner?

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'