Online Chatting Gifts

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'Liar chatting on the internet'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

Catroom.

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

Silver Surfer.

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'

'Hang on Mabel, I can't keep up with you!'

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me.'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

Man restrained from using computer. His friend says: 'Leave it Dave, he's not worth it ? it's only a chatroom.'

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'OMG, Brittany! I am totally ROTFL! You are totally my BFF!'

Fancy a chat off-line...

Hello, Patty!

'I'm leaving you Hector, I found a new best friend in the internet chat room.'

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"What say we form a chat room on the web?"

"IRL sucks."

"Oh baby... oh baby... oh baby..."