Chatting Online Gifts

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"OMG, LOL!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Online Dating

Time for tea and friendship.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Technology and Love

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."