Digital Knight Gifts

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Forgotten your password?

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I, TikTok."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Music downloads

Hardware and software

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Internet Cafe.

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Vacation Mobile

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"