Digital Knight T-Shirts

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Forgotten your password?

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Music downloads

Hardware and software

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Internet Cafe.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Vacation Mobile

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Spam.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"