Eco-friendly Knight Gifts

Wind farm

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Deforestation.

Global Warming.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Organic farm

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

Nitrogen Emissions

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"