Eco-conscious Hero Gifts

"Poor Jim. He was a climate change denier and refused to see his iceberg melt."

State of the State.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I can see our house from here."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Recycling bottle bank.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."