Eco-conscious Hero Gifts

"Poor Jim. He was a climate change denier and refused to see his iceberg melt."

State of the State.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Recycling bottle bank.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

There's no real oil emergency...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard