Green Hero Gifts

Squeezing the Earth.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'May the forest be with you.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

I want to talk about the environment...