Green Hero Prints

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Squeezing the Earth.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

"I can see our house from here."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...