Knight Role-player T-Shirts

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little Princess.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."