Game Knight Mugs

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Super Student

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

I love being right.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Toastquest!

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Computer whisperer.

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Knight

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

Lohengrin