Lyrical Knight Gifts

Security Bards.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Super Student

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I love being right.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Knights of the iPhone

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Poetry Knight

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Dolores O'Riordan

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

Robert Schumann

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Fighting the Dragon

Harp Book

Mergers are going on everywhere! Big companies eating little ones. It makes a fellow want to sing. Huh? When the firms merge, when they cut jobs, when market powers king ... These are a few of my favorite things ... Hide the kids.

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

'I think I made A Major mistake.'

Bob Dylan Fan Club

'We'll have to put the 'hit single' on hold, lads. My mum's just figured out what the lyrics mean.'

"Fish and chips are off!"

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'