Valiant Knight Gifts

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Poetry Knight

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

Mother's day

Opposing viewpoint.

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Dragon Head Trophy

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

Airport Joust.

Man of La Muncha.

Fighting the Dragon

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

Computer in the Stone.

A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.

No damsels, but now we know who's been taking the Amazon packages off our porch.

Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain

Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife

"Okay punk, make my day"