Virus Valiant Gifts

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

You can relax now.

"Keeping busy?"

Coronavirus Debate

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

The Covid Tail

America is first!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

Ebola Clinic

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Delta and Omicron Race

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"Next!"

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."