Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife
Modern Day Knight Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a modern-day knight? Our range of humorous and thoughtful products celebrates courage, chivalry, and a touch of wit. Whether they are a hero at work, in the family, or in their passions, these gifts add a playful twist to admiration. Find something unique, personalized, and guaranteed to make them smile, whether it’s on a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or art print.
'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'
Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain
Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."
"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."
"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."
"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."
"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."
'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'
'Make him laugh, make him cry.'
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.
'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"
"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'
Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.
"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."
'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'
Beware of the Dragon
Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.
"One of you go see who's at the door."
Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.
'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'
'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'
My horse for a kingdom.
"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."
"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"
'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'
Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.
Modern Day Knight Gifts Collection
Modern Day Knight Mugs
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Modern Day Knight Pillows
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Modern Day Knight Prints
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Modern Day Knight T-Shirts
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