Knitting Champion Gifts

'I hear your wife got another 1st in the knitting contest.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Granny Wear

Cross-country knitting.

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

The Knitwit...

"It's my white whale."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Mother's day

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Web Stockings

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

A knitter's in and out boxes

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

Welcome to Doreenia!

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

"I wondered why she kept giggling to herself all the time she was knitting my new sweater."

"It was a sweater when I began."

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

"We are a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"