Knitting Champion Pillows

'I hear your wife got another 1st in the knitting contest.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Granny Wear

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"It's my white whale."

Mother's day

Web Stockings

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not particularly worried about a zombie apocalypse!"

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

A knitter's in and out boxes

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

Welcome to Doreenia!

"It was a sweater when I began."

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

"I wondered why she kept giggling to herself all the time she was knitting my new sweater."

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

"We are a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'International knitting: 100m final.'