Knitting Queen Pillows

Granny Wear

"I wondered why she kept giggling to herself all the time she was knitting my new sweater."

Lady of the Cake.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Bed Spread"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Sew on a sequin!

Curtsey

Von Trapp family masks

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Chef Cake Topper

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Mum's Baking is best!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

The Knitwit...

"It's my white whale."

"Your mom really puts herself into her work, doesn't she?"

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Mother's day

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Web Stockings