Knitting Queen Pillows

Granny Wear

"I wondered why she kept giggling to herself all the time she was knitting my new sweater."

Lady of the Cake.

"Bed Spread"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

I love embroidery

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Von Trapp family masks

Curtsey

Sew on a sequin!

Chef Cake Topper

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Mum's Baking is best!

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"It's my white whale."

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Mother's day

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'Sorry.'

Web Stockings

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.