Costume Queen Pillows

Von Trapp family masks

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Bear Costume

Champagne

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Modern Major General