Costume Queen T-Shirts

Von Trapp family masks

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Remote control pirate bully

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Cow Pinatas

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Champagne

The height of fashion in 1796

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Bear Costume

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Cut!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."