Cosplay Champion Pillows

Superman charades

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

Tiger Costume

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Bee costume

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Star Wars Audience

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."