Costume Contest Champion Pillows

"Okay...where's Cruz? I'm ready to get out of here!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Von Trapp family masks

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Elf of the Month

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

I am the cute blue bear

Superman charades

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Christmas Hat Tree

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'We couldn't find a sitter for our baby, so we made him part of our costumes.'

'Fairy friday.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Batman V Superman." It's a disgrace! It paled in comparison to the originals from my day! Henry Cavill is no Kirk Alyn! Ben Affleck is no Lewis Wilson! A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!!! Especially if he doesn't pull them up all the way to his armpits.

"Alex refuses to put on his Halloween costume."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Weatherman

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."