Costume Critic Pillows

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Alex refuses to put on his Halloween costume."

'With the recession, management says it has to cut back on our costumes--what costumes?'

Ulia Timoshenko

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Modern Major General

Falstaff

A man washing a mascot costume

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I think he's lonely.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'