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"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Adult size Halloween Costumes. Ernie, these costumes you're selling are shoddy and some are even dangerous! The "fireman" costumes in literal. It's flammable! The tail on the bumble bee costume is toxic! People bumping into it will suffer a painful, burning sensation! That's why my ad says "You'll be mistaken for a giant bee"! The stitching on this one will completely fall apart in a few hours! It says "Feel like Cinderella, but be home before midnight!" And this is labeled as a zombie

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Batman V Superman." It's a disgrace! It paled in comparison to the originals from my day! Henry Cavill is no Kirk Alyn! Ben Affleck is no Lewis Wilson! A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!!! Especially if he doesn't pull them up all the way to his armpits.

"Alex refuses to put on his Halloween costume."

'With the recession, management says it has to cut back on our costumes--what costumes?'

Ulia Timoshenko

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Modern Major General

Advocado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

A man washing a mascot costume

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Falstaff

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?