Costume Contest Pillows

Bee costume

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I was almost that last year."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Modern Major General

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Advocado