Costume Contest Pillows

Bee costume

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bear Costume

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The height of fashion in 1796

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Champagne

'One eye of newt or two?'

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cut!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Modern Major General

Advocado

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'