Costume Contest Participant Pillows

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Just be yourself."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Shred the plank."

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Von Trapp family masks

Little boy dragon

"Broom! Broom!"

Knights

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Fairy

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Cockroach Costume

Superman charades

Caped Character

Tree

70s Night.

I am the cute blue bear

Circus Pageant

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

Christmas Hat Tree

' Why that's just uncanny!.As soon as I set eyes on you,I just knew that you worked for the inland revenue ! '

'Fairy friday.'

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"