Knight Cosplay Participant Pillows

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

One Size Fits All.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quichotte

Masquerade

Don Quilowatte

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Darth Vader at the hair salon