Knight Cosplay Participant Gifts

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

One Size Fits All.

Don Quichotte

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Masquerade

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quilowatte

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Leonard Nimoy

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."