Cosplay King Gifts

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A man washing a mascot costume

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Tiger Costume

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Star Wars Audience

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Knights of the Square Table.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Masquerade

'None shall pass!'