Cosplay King T-Shirts

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Star Wars Audience

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Tiger Costume

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Knights of the Square Table.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Masquerade