Camouflage King T-Shirts

Working undercover.

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Pram

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Camouflage Unit

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'He went that way, quick!'