Camouflage Captain T-Shirts

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Pram

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Unit

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Clown Hunting

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."