Costume Contest Champion Gifts

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Von Trapp family masks

Elf of the Month

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Superman charades

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

I am the cute blue bear

Christmas Hat Tree

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'We couldn't find a sitter for our baby, so we made him part of our costumes.'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'Fairy friday.'

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

"Alex refuses to put on his Halloween costume."

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

Weatherman

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."