Costume Performer Pillows

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Pirate

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Happy Easter

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Advocado

Modern Major General

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Falstaff

"How should we divide the teams?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Reginald Bunthorne

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Useless add-ons.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Blue Dress and Feather

Silly wig.