"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"
Costume Performer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a costume performer? Discover humorous and heartfelt products that honor their craft and flair. Whether they’re on stage or behind the scenes, these items add a touch of fun and appreciation for their artistic spirit. Perfect for performers, theater enthusiasts, and anyone who loves dressing up and bringing characters to life.
"Just be yourself."
Remote control pirate bully
Mardi Gras
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'
The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog
"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."
Bear Costume
The height of fashion in 1796
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
Pirate
Halloween may be a little different this year.
Happy Easter
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball
'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
Advocado
Modern Major General
A couple dressed as a knife and fork
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."
Falstaff
"How should we divide the teams?"
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
Reginald Bunthorne
101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.
'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'
Useless add-ons.
A man washing a mascot costume
"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"
Blue Dress and Feather
Silly wig.
Costume Performer Gifts Collection
Costume Performer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating costume performers—fun, functional, and full of theatrical flair.
Costume Performer Pillows
Browse our pillows designed for costume lovers—comfortable, colorful, and full of theatrical character.
Costume Performer Prints
Find prints that capture the essence of costume artistry—perfect for decorating and inspiring any performance space.
Costume Performer T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts tailored for costume performers—witty designs and expressive styles that showcase their passion.