Nursing Champion Gifts

"We are a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Super hero dog.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

NHS targets

Stress on GPs

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

'Do you have a reservation?'

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

Florence Nightingale