Public Breastfeeding Champion Gifts

Breastfeeding in public

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Fathers are Heroes

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'Mother will catch you!'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Together we defeat the Pandemic

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I came untucked.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Hope

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

MOMumental Achievements.

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'

Notional Health Service

AIDS prevention