Public Breastfeeding Champion Gifts

Breastfeeding in public

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Fathers are Heroes

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Mother will catch you!'

Together we defeat the Pandemic

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'I came untucked.'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

Hope

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Why it's called child-rearing.

Notional Health Service

AIDS prevention

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'