Child Rearing Champion Gifts

'Honestly, they grow so quickly these days.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'The child is very illogical'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

The First Day Back

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Mother will catch you!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'