Motherhood Champion Gifts

Mom loves Kids, self

'I laid 3,000 eggs today, and you expect me to dress for dinner?'

'Mother will catch you!'

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Glass Ceiling

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Baby on Board

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

Muy mum rocks.

Abortion Debates in the US

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Do you have a reservation?'

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."

Breast Feeding in Public

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

MOMumental Achievements.

Mom on the First Day of School.

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

"And what have you done for us women?"

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'