Motherhood Champion Pillows

Mom loves Kids, self

'I laid 3,000 eggs today, and you expect me to dress for dinner?'

'Mother will catch you!'

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Glass Ceiling

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Baby on Board

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

Muy mum rocks.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I came untucked.'

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

"And what have you done for us women?"

Mom on the First Day of School.

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'