Parenting Champions Pillows

'He goes back to school on Monday, he goes back to school on Monday...'

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'The child is very illogical'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

A Tit for Tat.

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Parenting Business Deals

JAMES BONDING

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."