Fatherhood Champions Pillows

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'Mother will catch you!'

"It's different when they're your own."

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

The day after Father's Day.

'I came untucked.'

Father's Day

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Temptation.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I am too the boss of you!'

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."