Fatherhood Champions Gifts

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"It's different when they're your own."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Mother will catch you!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

The day after Father's Day.

'I came untucked.'

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

Father's Day

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Temptation.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

MOMumental Achievements.

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

'I am too the boss of you!'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'