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'He goes back to school on Monday, he goes back to school on Monday...'

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'The child is very illogical'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

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'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

JAMES BONDING

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"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.