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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

The First Day Back

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Fathers are Heroes

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

'Mother will catch you!'

Phone Mittens

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'