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"I messed up a couple of quizzes but I didn't think that rose to the level of an 'F'."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

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'The child is very illogical'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

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My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

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"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

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"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"