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Grandparents with their grandchild

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

A large leaf falling on a dog

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'I remember when your dad still had a full mane and his own canines... back in his wild days.'

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

Grandad Prodigy

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'I came untucked.'

Father's Day

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

Young MacDonald

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

MOMumental Achievements.

'I'll see the ones with the clean underwear first.'

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."