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"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

Egg Buggy

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

Grandparents with their grandchild

IV Bags: Main and Afters

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

Yeah, yeah, he's fine, resting, etc, etc, etc

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

'I'll see the ones with the clean underwear first.'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Patient

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

Paediatric medicine

Take my cape... You're the hero."